Touch Of Love ♥

saw this in a joke forum today.
i find it so funny lah hahas.
some of you may have read this though cuz this joke is kinda old.
but still i shall post them up for people who didnt see this joke before.
enjoy and have a good laugh!

小学生造句

1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸.
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

2.题目: ..一边...........一边............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~

4.题目: 一... 就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..

5.題目: 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句
例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写: 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的)。
老师评语: 什么面具这么好用???

8.题目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

9.题目: 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

13.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语: 老师更难过......

14.题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

15.題目: 一… 便…
小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...

16.題目: 又.....又.....
小朋友写: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?

17.题目:果然
小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句
小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
老师：…………

18 题目:课本
小朋友：上课本来就很无聊
老师：上课要专心~

19 题目:好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师：………

20 题目:况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师：……………

Labels: jokes

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11/27/2008 12:43:00 PM

this week gotta be a busy week for me
almost everyday is work work work
only yesterday stay at home to study
anyway my schedule for this week is as below

tue - thurs: office work
fri - sun: sitex roadshow!

compare to the two jobs i having, i prefer working roadshow lo.
more fun and get to talk to alot people.
and get to work with bestie =D
the sitex roadshow will be at expo from this coming thurs to sun
but im working for fri to sun only
will be at hall 6 starhub booth so do drop by to visit me! hahas

okay bah back to work.
yes, im working now so which mean im blogging secretly hahas!

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11/26/2008 09:53:00 AM

a video to share:

enjoy their performance
舞林大道 - 台灣龍捲風x卓文萱 - 公主與五大狼 part 1

and i think that 卓文萱 and 小威力 are really damm cute lah hahas

watch the video and you will know why :)

Labels: 卓文萱, 台灣龍捲風, 舞林大道

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11/22/2008 07:04:00 PM

*touchoflove.shutterfly.com is updated!

latest albums:
1) Ben's Bday Celebration 08
(the photos are taken on 13 sept. so its like super outdated lol)

2) Sihui's Bday 08
(photos taken on the 3rd of oct. also outdated liao lol)

3)All About Me
(the main reason for creating this album is to consolidate all my individual shots in one album. yesyes zi lian i know hahas. but is easier for me to sort ma =D)

and and, i gotta say this
I LOVE SHUTTERFLY!
i think its the only photo sharing website that im so satisfied with lah

here is a screen shot of my website:

go to my website to have a better look.

why i choose to upload albums to shutterfly but not facebook/friendster?

-its allow me to customise my own layout
-its allow me to organise my albums orderly
-its user friendly
-its allow me to add my personal details inside too
(i added them at the right column of my page)
-its uploading time is speedy
-i dun even need to log in or wad to view photos.
-its so accessable!
-i uploaded so many albums, a freaky 40 albums and its nvr fail to lag or wadsoever!

so how can i not love it?
and thats is the reason why i only upload photos but not the whole albums to facebook or friendster.
ohoh, you can comment too
but you gotta be a shutterfly user though hahas.

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some photos to share:

yes yes, dark eyerings i know lol.

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and recently i have been eating junk foods lah.
like everyday?
and this is the amount left in my room
fyi, me and my sis have a corner dedicated to these junk food hahas.

the junk food corner:

im getting so sick of junk food le. lol.
and today i buy, my sis buy, even my dad buy lah. omg! lol.

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i bought this cup yesterday!
for office purpose since now my office dun provide paper cups le.
cute issnt it. and i gotta clarify again
im not a mickey mouse addict
its really just happen that all the cute stuffs are with mickeymouse prints lol.

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and i think this foundation case is lovely lah!
but too bad, the size of my foundation cake dun fit this case.
if not i sure buy de lol.
and i dun wan to buy the foundation of this brand just bcuz of the case lol.
so too bad ba, just admire can le lol.

gorgeous isnt it? lol.

okay shall end here le.
its just another random post from me
gotta go study le lol =D

Labels: touchoflove

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11/21/2008 07:08:00 PM

random random photos:

see and differences? lol.

guess who is he?

HE IS MY BROTHER LAH! hahs.

do we look alike? lol.

he v seldom take his own photo.

and since he did today and the photo in my cam i might as well post it up right hahas.

and and do any one of you know where i can buy this chocolate?

its super nice lah.

dark choc with a tingy taste of alcohol.

woohoo my fav!

if you think all girls like sweet chocolates, then you are wrong

me, for instance prefer dark chocolate! lol.

anyway i cant find it anywhere la lol

i bought this at raffles 7-11 though

but seem like only there have since i went to a several places to find.

if you know where else can buy let me know k!

i managed to finish study the whole book for my exam

woohoo! 600++ pages.

but i gotta restudy all over again still got quite alot not sure though lol.

this is such a random post hahas.

and tml is another work day

BORING!

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11/17/2008 10:08:00 PM

kids nowsadays really amaze me.

and if you think its a good thing, then you are wrong.

im amazed by how they are unable to plan their own time
im amazed by how they need their maids,ah mas and ah gongs, their parents to tell them what things they have on today.
im amazed by how they are unable to decide something on their own
im amazed by how many type of (lousy) excuses they can come out with.

and when i say kids, i dun mean young kids (10 and below.)
if the people that im refering to is 10 years old and below, then i wun blame them obviously
but the kid im refering to is secondary.
and why do i refer as kid?
bcuz their mindset are still at a kid's stages.

i shall not elaborate any further due to some reasons.
but if anyone of you wan to know ask me straight and i will tell you.
but if you are not prepared for a loud ranting from me, then dun ask hahas.
my family got it from me yesterday already.

anyway went to study with sis today at entertainment mac as usual
its been my study place since sec 4. hahas.
and i realised that that place seem to have alot of despo pple.
why? bcuz i got asked for handphone number 3 times at the same place within a mth.

and my exam is coming in a mth time!!
10 of dec to be exact
which is kinda sian cuz by that time most (all) of my friends are done with their exams.
and yet the poor me still gotta study for my exam.
hope to ace my exam lah!
pray hard pray hard. :)

tml will be sian day for me lah
work in the morning til afternoon
and then tuition in the late afternoons

i wanna go run tml lah!
hope by the time i finish my work and tuition
i wun feel tired.
be motivated la lifang!

im having a big ulcer (again)
and it totally affect my eating lo.
eat also no mood lah hahas
duno why im so ulcer prone one lol.

okay shall stop here
a rare random and wordy entry from me hahas!

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11/13/2008 06:53:00 PM

this is the drama that im addicted to recently:

不良笑花/MISS NO GOOD
rainie is really cute inside lah.
at 1st kinda dislike her hairstyle and her accent inside
but then gradually you will come to like her in this style.
she and wilber are really funny inside lah hahas

rainie and dean.

(dean is v cute too!)

its v tedious for me to narrate the story here.

so watch it if you have the time

i guarantee you that you will love this show

just like me

and it currently the highest rating in whole taiwan!

and im already at episode 10

3 more episodes to the end of this drama.

this drama is awesome!

and i cant wait for episode 11

(gotta wait til this coming sun bcuz sun night is the airing time at taiwan)

Labels: miss no good

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11/11/2008 10:01:00 PM

went to bugis yesterday
did abit shopping
and its so freaking hot and squeezy over there lah hahas.

some random photos took yesterday:

did i grow fatter?

recently my relatives are saying i grow fat lah.

T.T

with sis at home.

and while waiting for bus we took some photos too.

sj and me

showing our ez link. v random lah hahas.

and student cards hahas.

thats all!

back to watching my shows!

im so hooked to taiwanese variety shows and dramas hahas.

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11/09/2008 08:41:00 PM

haven been blogging properly lately.
not that im lazy or wad.
(for me, blogging is nvr boring for me but must got substances to blog)
but life is just too boring for me hahas.
everyday is just work study tuition
i dread monday every week.
cuz its the start of the vicious cycle.
and i guess you guys wun wan to read such boring entries.
if only my life is filled with surprises everyday
but of cuz good ones lah. bad ones i cant take it hahas.
I NEED SPARKLES IN MY LIFE!

and i think im getting uglier lo.
i feel that i look so much paler.
and my eyebags/eyerings are getting worser lo
the result of lack of sleep + looking at com the whole day
(since my work required me to stare at the com and work)

those who haven see me for quite awhile may xia dao by me lah hahas.

photo of the day:

i like this photo bcuz cant see my face! hahas
i always think photos that didnt show my face are nicer lo hahas.
dun you think so?

okay shall end here.
go watch my online shows now hahas. =)
shall blog again when i have things to blog about!

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11/05/2008 07:50:00 PM

黄靖伦出专辑了！

1st album伦语录
真不愧是新加坡之光！

enjoy his mv now.
第一主打歌：月光

Labels: 黃靖倫

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11/01/2008 06:50:00 PM